I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.
We’re burning,” Sadie pointed out helpfully. “Noticed!” I yelled back.
Love was the most savage monster of all.
Sometimes wisdom came from strange places, even from giant teenaged goldfish.
Despicable creatures, vultures: without a doubt the most disgusting birds ever. I suppose they served their purpose, but did they have to be so greasy and ugly? Couldn't we have cute fuzzy rabbits that cleaned up roadkill instead?
Oh no." I said panic rising in my chest. "No, no, no, Somebody get a can opener. I've got a god in my head!!