You Titans are about as bright as my gym socks.

He had a note excusing him from PE for the rest of his life because he had some kind of muscular disease in his legs. He walked funny, like every step hurt him, but don't let that fool you. You should've seen him run when it was enchilada day in the cafeteria.

Almost everything strange washes up near Miami.

Leo fell in love with every girl he saw-as long as she was completely out of his league.

Hey, ugly!" Annabeth yelled. I hoped she was talking to the giant, not me.

Nico di Angelo ran up to me with a big grin on his face. "Percy, this is awesome!" His blue-feathered bronze helmet was falling in his eyes, and his breastplate was about six sizes too big. I wondered if there was any way I'd looked that ridiculous when I'd first arrived.

Sometimes mortals can be more horrible than monsters.