Oh, lord. I was beginning to think like Neith. Soon I'd be huddled in an underground bunker eating army rations and cackling as I sewed together the pockets of all the boys who'd jilted me.
Rick RiordanI stared at him (Dionysus). "You're...you're married? But I thought you got in trouble for chasing a wood nymph-
Rick Riordan