Just his luck he was related to this grubby old dude. He hoped all sons of Neptune didn't share the same fate. First, you start carrying a man satchel. Next thing you know, you're running around in a bathrobe and pink bunny slippers, chasing chickens with a weed whacker.
Rick RiordanPeople are more difficult to work with than machines. And when you break a person, he can't be fixed.
Rick RiordanSure, sis!' Then he raised his hands in a stop everything gesture. 'I feel a haiku coming on.
Rick RiordanWe did all the standard camp numbers: "Down By The Aegean," "I Am My Own Great-Great-Great-Great Grandpa," "This Land is Minos's Land.
Rick Riordan