Our problems started in Dallas, when the fire-breathing sheep destroyed the King Tut exhibit.

I prefer to be the noisiest thing in my environment thank you very much.

Is a knife evil? Only if the wielder is evil.

Nothing is unfixable.

You have to rise above the squabbling and chaos, and keep believing. You have to always keep your goals in mind.” -Hera, goddess of marriage

I guess it started in London, the night our dad blew up the British museum.

I feel incredibly fortunate to have had the level of success I've had. I was just writing stories for my own sons.