Travis: I didn’t know they made permanent makeup. I looked like a clown for a month. Connor: Yeah. They put a curse on me so that no matter what I wore, my clothes were two sizes too small and I felt like a geek. Travis: You are a geek.

Since Percy’d lost his memory,his whole life was one big fillin-the-blank. He was____________________, from____________________. He felt like ____________________, and if the monsters caught him, he’d be____________________.

Die,human! Die, silly polluting nasty person!

Mr. D," Grover asked timidly, "if you're not going to eat it, could I have your Diet Coke can?

I didn't answer, but, please - nothing is obvious with boys. For such simple creatures, they are quite baffling.

I remembered what she'd told me in New York, about building something permanent, and I thought - just maybe - we were off to a good start.

Hestia shook her head. "I am here because when all else fails, when all the other mighty gods have gone off to war, I am all that's left. Home. Hearth. I am the last Olympian