hermes has threatened me with slow mail. lousy Internet service and a horrible stock market if i publish this story. I hope he is just bluffing.

I'd come to respect the bag.

As a magician, you must think about chaos and order. Those are the two forces that control the universe.

It's useless to lecture a human.

You are one freaking awesome baboon.

This is Leo. I'm the... What's my title? Am I like, admiral, or captain, or..." "Repair boy." "Very funny, Piper.

All right cupcakes listen up!