Contrary to what you might think, I don't spend every waking hour thinking about boys." "Just most waking hours?

Coach Hedge shouted, 'Let the movie star go, you big ugly cupcake! Or I'm gonna plant my hoof right up your...

No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept re-forming like large evil dust bunnies.

We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

i held it up, and tried to channel happy dog thoughts toward Cerberus- Alpo commercials, cute little puppies, fire hydrants.

The Olympians were a reminder that there was always someone better than you, so you shouldn't get a big head.

Apollo?” I guessed… He put a finger to his lips. “I’m incognito. Call me Fred.” A god named Fred?