We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas.

Um ,sorry. I cant read the last line." "Fish. Have you stolen any fish from the holy lakes?" "I lived in Kansas..So ..no

I was wishing I'd bought some of that Camp Half Blood orange thermal underwear..." ?!?!

That’s us,” he said. “Those five nuts right there.” Which one is me?” I asked. The little deformed one,” Zoe suggested. Oh, shut up.

Everybody was patting Nico on the back, complimenting him on his fighting. Even the Ares kids thought he was pretty cool. Hey, show up with an army of undead warriors to save the day, and suddenly you're everybody's best friend.

I should've blown more stuff up." -Coach Gleeson Hedge

Words had started swimming off the page, circling my head, the letters doing one-eighties as if they were riding skateboards.