Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.
Rick RiordanWhen I was alive, I mean the first time, Mussolini was in charge. We were at war.โ โMussolini?โ Leo frowned. โWasnโt he like BFFs with Hitler?
Rick RiordanThat's because we keep weapons int the attic, silly boy. Do you think this is the first time monsters have attacked our family?" "Weapons," Frank grumbled. "Right. I've never handled weapons before." Grandmother's nostrils flared. "Was that sarcasm, Fai Zhang?" "Yes, Grandmother." "Good. There may be hope for you yet.
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