I didn't understand how. But the toilets had responded to me. I had become one with the plumbing.

If you’re listening to this, congratulations! You survived Doomsday. I’d like to apologize straightaway for any inconvenience the end of the world may have caused you. The earthquakes, rebellions, riots,tornadoes, floods, tsunamis, and of course the giant snake who swallowed the sun—I’m afraid most of that was our fault. Carter and I decided we should at least explain how it happened.

He offered to stop the tide for me once. He offered to build me a palace at the bottom of the sea.

Keep it simple (Frank Zhang)

I'm not usually an eavesdropper,but i dare you to try not listening if you hear your best friend talking about you to an adult.

You can’t control every contingency. You have to accept that. Let it scare you. Trust that it’ll be okay anyway.

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids.