He had a crush on a blueberry bush once.

Why can't you place a blessing like that on us?" I asked. "It only works on wild animals." "So it would only affect Percy," Annabeth reasoned. "Hey!" I protested.

I'm Dylan. I'm so cool. I want to date myself, but I don't know how! You want to date me instead? You're so lucky!

No matter how many times Percy killed them and watched them crumble to powder, they just kept re-forming like large evil dust bunnies.

He was beautiful the way an angel is beautiful - timeless, perfect, remote.

Nice creepy reptile,” Frank said, very aware of the driftwood in his coat pocket. “Nice poisonous, fire-breathing reptile.

Hope does not leave without being given permission.