The last time I'd seen the Minotaur, he'd been wearing nothing but his tighty whities. I don't know why. Maybe he'd been shaken out of bed to chase me.

Behold!" Percy shouted. "The god's chosen beverage. Tremble before the horror of Diet Coke!

My experience with Khonsu had taught me not be greedy about time. It was best to appreciate what you had and not yearn for more.

Delaying death is one of my favorite hobbies

The way Leo figured it, he spent more time crashing than he did flying. If there was a rewards card for frequent crashers, he'd be, like, double platinum level.

Then something occurred to me. "Get closer," I told Blackjack. He whinnied in protest. "Just within shouting distance," I said. "I need to talk to the statue." Now I'm sure you've lost it, boss, Blackjack said

I had nightmares about what Poseidon might turn me into if I were on the verge of death-plankton maybe." -Percy Jackson