You can only call someone crazy if there’s someone else who’s normal. Like good and evil. If everything was good, then nothing would be good.
Yes, my dear child, monsters are real. I happen to have one hanging in my basement.
It's like a cockroach working up a plan to defeat the shoe on its way down to crush it.
When you look death in the eye and death blinks first, nothing seems impossible.
And if humanity is the last war, then I am the battlefield.
When I wake up the next morning, there's a Hershey's Kiss sitting on the table beside me.