My worst job was working in the laundry of a nursing home.
I didn't have any great job prospects.
I never knew when I was gong to leave. I might be walking over to a kid's house, then of all a sudden I would just stick out my thumb and hitchhike across three states.
It's OK to not be political unless your country is falling apart.
I had a terrible manager once who described my career as 'spiraling downward.
For the most part, people use God as Santa Claus.