Be careful what you wear to bed, because you never know where you might wake up.

Lightning crashed on the horizon. A breeze swirled around the Cast Members. The air tasted dusty, almost bitter, with electrical charge.

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.

What is that in his hand?" "A cleaver. As in-" "Butcher's knife." "You got it." "I hope not." "He does not look happy." "Are you sure it's a he?" "I don't want to know.

When I do things I shouldn't do, my mother says I need a new pair of glasses -- that I should be be looking differently at the choices I make.

True love isn't reserved for weddings and ceremonies. It's from the heart. That's all it has to be. All it ever is.

Being right wasn't nearly as important as doing right.