What do you care more about? The kids or your hair?

I... do... not... do... lightning.

Wayne was one of the worst drivers Finn had ever met. The bus nearly sideswiped two cars, then veered left and scraped its wheels against the curb, before smashing back down the roadway.

True love isn't reserved for weddings and ceremonies. It's from the heart. That's all it has to be. All it ever is.

For the first-time novelist you've got to get up at 5:30 in the morning and write until 7, make breakfast and go to work. Or, come home and work for an hour. Everybody has an hour in their day somewhere.

If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck

Smee, you are a supreme idjit." "Aye, Cap'n.