What do you care more about? The kids or your hair?

Finn whispered, "What has a head, thorax, and abdomen, but stands six feet tall?" "A snowman?

I'm about to read Scott Turow's 'Innocent.' I've been hungry for this book since he first told me it was in the works. I'm a serious Turow fan.

If you don't believe in yourself, who will?' ~Maybeck

Jez had gone from an evil twin to a sweet, even angelic, girl, all in less than a minute.

What is that in his hand?" "A cleaver. As in-" "Butcher's knife." "You got it." "I hope not." "He does not look happy." "Are you sure it's a he?" "I don't want to know.

I... do... not... do... lightning.