I was brought up to be a good boy and proud of myself so I suppress all the things about me that are bad.
Rik MayallI was in a coma for five days - I was dead longer than Jesus before he was raised from the dead.
Rik MayallI live on the limit, Vyvyan. The limit, because I'm a rider at the gates of dawn and I take no prisoners!
Rik MayallOn stage you can group 200 people together and scare them or embarrass them or whatever. You can't do that on TV. You have to use the conventions, that's why Kevin (Turvey) works so well.
Rik Mayall