Every man I have ever known has fallen in love with Gilda and awakened with me.
Basically, I am a good, gentle person, but I am attracted to mean personalities.
Old age - that's when a woman takes vitamins A through G, and still looks like H.
Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.
I think all women have a certain elegance about them which is destroyed when they take off their clothes.
From the time I was three and a half... as soon as I could stand on my own feet, I was given dance lessons.