If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.

Mothers have a habit of proving right except you don't find that out until you're the age your mother was when she gave you the advice.

Loving's pretty easy. It's letting someone love you that's hard.

You can't be truly rude until you understand good manners.

Sport strips away personality, letting the white bone of character shine through. Sport gives players an opportunity to know and test themselves.

My lesbianism is an act of Christian charity. All those women out there praying for a man, and I'm giving them my share.

Recognition of function always precedes recognition of being.