I think gay people are like blondes: There're fewer of them but they have more fun.

The only people are those who don't love anybody.

I believe in art that conceals art.

Computer dating is fine, if you're a computer.

Golf is an expensive way to make yourself miserable.

If Michaelangelo were a heterosexual, the Sistine Chapel would have been painted basic white and with a roller.

An army of lovers shall not fail.