Of course not. You can't have a family hanging over you like a bunch of old dead goats. No offense.

I've heard tell that what you imagine sometimes comes true. -Grandpa Joe

Oh where, oh where had Snow White gone? She'd found it easy, being pretty To hitch a ride into the city.

It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

I cannot for the life of me understand why small children take so long to grow up. I think they do it deliberately, just to annoy me.

If I were a headmaster, I would get rid of the history teacher and get a chocolate teacher instead and my pupils would study a subject that affected all of them.

Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it.