Homesickness is a bit like seasickness. You don't know how awful it is unti you get it, and when you do, it hits you right in the top of the stomach and you want to die.

What a fortunate fellow I am, I kept telling myself. Nobody has ever had such a lovely time as this!

Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

Come right up close to me and I will show you something wonderful.

I'm wondering what to read next." Matilda said. "I've finished all the children's books.

Well not exactly," the father said."Nobody could do that. but it didn't take me long.

Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it.