Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants

I regard each sentence as a little wheel... Now and again I try to put a really big one next to a very small one in such a way that the big one, turning slowly, will make the small one spin so fast that it hums. Very tricky, that.

...the more risks you allow children to take, the better they learn to take care of themselves. If you never let them take any risks, then I believe they become very prone to injury. Boys should be allowed to climb tall trees and walk along the tops of high walls and dive into the sea from high rocks... The same with girls. I like the type of child who takes risks. Better by far than the one who never does so.

I never get any protests from children. All you get are giggles of mirth and squirms of delight. I know what children like.

If I had my way, I'd remove January from the calendar altogether and have an extra July instead.

There's nothin' you can get from a book that you can't get from a television fastah!" -Harry Wormwood

It was slowly beginning to dawn upon Henry that nothing is any fun if you can get as much of it as you want. Especially money.