It's a funny thing about mothers and fathers. Even when their own child is the most disgusting little blister you could ever imagine, they still think that he or she is wonderful.

Don't gobblefunk around with words.

We have so much time and so little to do. Strike that, reverse it.

Me is the only one what won't be gobbled up because giants is never eating giants

There's nothin' you can get from a book that you can't get from a television fastah!" -Harry Wormwood

Kindness - that simple word. To be kind - it covers everything, to my mind. If you're kind that's it.

It's impossible to make your eyes twinkle if you aren't feeling twinkly yourself