I never get any protests from children. All you get are giggles of mirth and squirms of delight. I know what children like.
Roald DahlThe secret of life', he said, 'is to become very very good at somethin' that's very very 'ard to do.
Roald DahlA girl should think about making herself look attractive so she can get a good husband later on. Looks is more important than books, Miss Hunky..." "The name is Honey," Miss Honey said. "Now look at me," Mrs Wormwood said. "Then look at you. You chose books. I chose looks.
Roald DahlI doubt I would have written a line ... unless some minor tragedy had sort of twisted my mind out of the normal rut.
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