I like witty people, people who can be witty on the spot.

Math was a two-part exam and I once didn't go for the second part. I knew I'd done so badly on the first it was hopeless. I re-took it about four or five times. I think I eventually got it by getting the top GCSE grade.

I would have to say my earthy sensuality - although I should point out that the backs of my calves are exemplary and my upper inner thigh is a delight.

I just look like someone with a long face. Not just A. P. McCoy himself, but some of the horses he rides.

I do seem to look like a lot of people.

I think it's almost an indulgence to focus on the dark side of things. And as you get older, you want to focus on the positive.

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.