I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids birthday parties.

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.

Whether you're a movie star or doing time in a correctional institute, everybody can have bad judgment, and it's something you have to address. You learn to go on from it. It shouldn't stand in your way. You shouldn't let people continue to throw it in your face.

My first lessons in comedy, how to construct a joke, I learned from Eileen Brennan, who had unbelievable timing.

People are human. There's such a premium today on being perfect. That's just not the way people are.

I am getting on in years, and I have a very extensive IMDB page, and I cannot keep track of my own credits.

Sobriety was the greatest gift I ever gave myself. I don't put it on a platform. I don't campaign about it. It's just something that works for me. It enabled me to really connect with another human being - my wife, Sheryl - which I was never able to do before.