I don't like any sport where you're already exhausted when you're done putting on the equipment.

When I was a teen idol, I was so goddamn pretty I wouldn't have taken myself seriously.

I literally knew nothing when I did that show ["Tony Flanagan"]. It was the first time I signed an autograph, it was the first time I got fan letters, it was the first time people screamed when I came out.

I don't think you have to be perfect to be a role model.

Ridley Scott's company makes great work in whatever arena, whether it's movies or commercials or television. They just do really quality stuff, so you know it's going to be quality.

Be funny whenever possible, even if some people don't get it.

When I had my Comedy Central roast, David [Spade] was my first choice to be roastmaster, because I adore him. He's funny as hell, and nobody is meaner.