I think Jews are the smartest people in the world

When you do improv, you're everything. You're a performer, writer, and director, because you're moving the scene in the direction you want it to go, you're making it up as you go, and you're acting it. You're all of those things, so I always viewed myself that way. And with the films I've done, I've written on them, I've acted in some of them. And even ones I haven't acted in, I've acted them out just to be sure another actor can do them.

I like writing because you can make things happen and turn out the way they never do in real life.

I hate those movies where hundreds of people get blown up and there are jokes afterward. They poison the soul.

You never know if anything is going to stand the test of time or going to be successful.

Women are more in touch with their feelings, they're more emotionally developed, they know what's important in life, and the men run around like idiots trying to figure that out until they meet a woman that can show them what's important.

Pretty much anything you laughed at in the second half of the 20th century can be traced back to Your Show Of Shows.