Our lives were just beginning, our favorite moment was right now, our favorite songs were unwritten.

Thank you for the music, Sleater-Kinney. This gang of three was the best American punk rock band ever. Ever.

Like most fans of 'So You Think You Can Dance,' I wouldn't know a pasodoble if it beat me with a rake.

Rebecca Black might sing like a robot, but that's just proof she has evolved beyond us. Her vocal is just a slightly exaggerated version of the robot glitch-twitch stutter that's been mainstream pop vocalese for the past 10 years or so.

The hungry feeling and the lonely feeling merged until it was hard to tell them apart.

You can't beat the beehive for glam punkette attitude.

'The Sopranos' gets praised as novelistic, but it follows the most banal of life patterns, showing the sheer tedium of being a mobster. It has dead spots, boring plotlines, weak episodes. Characters develop slowly, or don't. Like viewers, a gangster might get bored, fade out of the action, then come back to find none of his debts forgotten.