It's kind of amazing how popular 'Grey's Anatomy' is. What other show can boast such an annoyingly sincere cast of doctors, sniveling through such perfunctory love triangles?

One of the billions of things I love about Beyonce: The harder she tries to come on crazy, the less crazy she sounds.

Being a pop fan is a lot like Catholic devotion - lots of ritual, lots of ceremony... We touch the icon to enter the sacred space, genuflecting to reliquaries and ostentatoria that make something splendid of our most secret desires and agonies.

Every American wants a clean slate, but nobody wants to lose what they've got.

In the old days, when a star left a still-thriving hit show, they'd celebrate by killing him or her off. But 'The Office' dispatched Michael Scott in a crueler and more final way: they made him normal. Since we're talking about Michael Scott, 'normal' might be stretching it, obviously.

Monogamous musicians are like vegan hockey players.

Our lives were just beginning, our favorite moment was right now, our favorite songs were unwritten.