One of the billions of things I love about Beyonce: The harder she tries to come on crazy, the less crazy she sounds.

On 'Idol,' Steven Tyler will be sitting at a table with two other judges, and part of his job will be keeping his yap zipped while they talk. This makes no sense at all, since Tyler has zero yap-zipping skills.

Donna Summer would be remembered as a ground-breaking artist today even if she'd retired the day after she recorded 'I Feel Love' in 1977.

When Ke$ha tries to rap like L'Trimm, she sounds like any ordinary lonely teenage girl stuck in a nowhere town, singing along to her radio and dreaming of a party where she's the star. Ke$ha's greatness is that in her voice, you can hear both the loser girl and the star. All hail the Queen of Noi$e!

If the girls keep dancing, everybody's happy. If the girls don't dance, nobody's happy.

Girls take up a lot of room. I had a lot of room for this one.

Every mix tape tells a story. Put them together, and they add up to the story of life.