Nothing had changed in my routine, except that when I went down the chippy and got me special fried rice, it would be wrapped in a newspaper that had my picture all over it.

The best player EVER (Leo Messi) without a shadow, if you didn't think/know already.

The treble parade would have been the most perfect moment of my footballing life, but for the two people standing behind me, clearly already plotting their next move.

I hate talking about football. I just do it, you know?

I don't really think kids care much these days - they just tell you to f*** off.

Nothing had changed in my routine, except that when I went down the chippy and got me special fried rice, it would be wrapped in a newspaper that had my picture all over it.

Anyone who doesn't learn from Ian Rush needs shooting.