I hate talking about football. I just do it, you know?

A goal is a goal no matter which end it goes in. I'm pleased to get off the mark again.

Houllier did what he had to do – I’m not the first person to be treated like a disposable commodity

The treble parade would have been the most perfect moment of my footballing life, but for the two people standing behind me, clearly already plotting their next move.

The best player EVER (Leo Messi) without a shadow, if you didn't think/know already.

It sounds mercenary and it smacks of rats leaving the sinking ship. But get real, when everyone is bailing out, you don't want to be the last man standing.

An image has stuck for most of my career and it isn't flattering.