Never pick up a stray kitten . . . unless you've already made up your mind to be owned by it.

English is capable of defining sentiments that the human nervous system is quite incapable of experiencing.

Nursing does not diminish the beauty of a woman's breasts; it enhances their charm by making them look lived in and happy.

One might define adulthood as the age at which a person learns that he must die ...and accepts his sentence undismayed.

Man can be chained, but he cannot be domesticated.

Government! Three fourths parasitic and the other fourth Stupid fumbling.

It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.