His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

Democracy is a poor system of government at best; the only thing that can honestly be said in its favor is that it is eight times as good as any other method the human race has ever tried.

Nobody ever wins a lawsuit but the lawyers.

Since when was an emotional argument won by logic?