His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.

Budget the luxuries first.

God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends. This may not be true, but it sounds good, and is no sillier than any other theology.

The whole principle (censorship) is wrong; it's like demanding that grown men live on skim milk because the baby can't eat steak.

Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something.

A committee is a life form with six or more legs and no brain.

Anyone can see a forest fire. Skill lies in sniffing the first smoke.