His older self had taught his younger self a language which the older self knew because the younger self, after being taught, grew up to be the older self and was, therefore, capable of teaching.

He's as weird as snake's suspenders but sweet as a stolen kiss, too.

Behind every mystery lies another mystery.

Get a shot off fast. This upsets him long enough to let you make your second shot perfect.

If tempted by something that feels 'altruistic,' examine your motives and root out that self-deception. Then, if you still want to do it, wallow in it!

The faith in which I was brought up assured me that I was better than other people; I was saved, they were damned.... Our hymns were loaded with arrogance - self-congratulation on how cozy we were with the Almighty and what a high opinion he had of us, what hell everybody else would catch come Judgment Day.

Stinky says women should be obscene but not heard.