I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I had been told that a 'funny' thing is a thing of goodness. It isn't... The goodness is in the laughing. I grok it is a bravery- and a sharing- against pain and sorrow and defeat.

Money problems can always be solved by a man not frightened by them.

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

A woman is not property, and husbands who think otherwise are living in a dreamworld.

Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.

Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.