I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts- because it's the only thing that'll make it stop hurting... I had been told that a 'funny' thing is a thing of goodness. It isn't... The goodness is in the laughing. I grok it is a bravery- and a sharing- against pain and sorrow and defeat.

Self awareness is NOT just a bunch of amino acids bumping together.

Nothing gives life more zest that running for your life.

Tilting at windmills hurts you more than the windmills.

There is no way that writers can be tamed and rendered civilized or even cured. The only solution known to science is to provide the patient with an isolation room, where he can endure the acute stages in private and where food can be poked in to him with a stick.

There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

All cats are not gray after midnight.