Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things.

I came, I saw, she conquered." The original Latin seems to have been garbled.

The correct way to punctuate a sentence that states: "Of course it is none of my business, but -- " is to place a period after the word "but." Don't use excessive force in supplying such a moron with a period. Cutting his throat is only a momentary pleasure and is bound to get you talked about.

There comes a time in the life of every human when he or she must decide to risk ‘his life, his fortune and his sacred honor’ on an outcome dubious. Those who fail the challenge are merely overgrown children, can never be anything else.

Sex, whatever else it is, is an athletic skill. The more you practice, the more you can, the more you want to, the more you enjoy it, the less it tires you.

But, if there ever was a time in history when "peace" meant that there was no fighting going on, I have been unable to find out about it.

Analogy is even slipperier than logic.