All cats are not gray after midnight.

A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'.

Never crowd youngsters about their private affairs - sex especially.

Cast me into a dungeon, burn me at the stake, crown me king of kings, I can 'pursue happiness' as long as my brain lives - but neither gods nor saints, wise men nor subtle drugs, can ensure that I will catch it.

History does not record anywhere or at any time a religion that has any rational basis.

The Universe was a silly place at best...but the least likely explanation for it was the no-explanation of random chance, the conceit that abstract somethings 'just happened' to be atoms that 'just happened' to get together in ways which 'just happened' to look like consistent laws and some configurations 'just happened' to possess self-awareness and that two 'just happened' to be the Man from Mars and a bald-headed old coot with Jubal inside.

If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.