All cats are not gray after midnight.

Cats have no sense of humor, they have terribly inflated egos, and they are very touchy.

A girl's name ending in 'a' - that always suggests a 'C' cup.

Never own more than you can carry in both hands at a dead run.

Women are amazing creatures-sweet, soft, gentle, and far more savage than we are.

...revolutions are not won by enlisting the masses. Revolution is a science for the few who are competent to practice it. It depends on correct organisation and above all, on communications.

Coffee comes in five descending stages: Coffee, Java, Jamoke, Joe, and Carbon Remover.