As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.

Sex should be friendly. Otherwise stick to mechanical toys; it's more sanitary.

In handling a stinging insect, move very slowly.

Spacemen - men who work in space, pilots and jetmen and astrogators and such - are men who like a few million miles of elbow room.

Beware of altruism. It is based on self-deception, the root of all evil.

Thinking doesn't pay. Just makes you discontented with what you see around you.

A long and wicked life followed by five minutes of perfect grace gets you into Heaven. An equally long life of decent living and good works followed by one outburst of taking the name of the lord in vain- then have a heart attack at that moment and be damned for eternity. Is that the system?