Most neuroses and some psychoses can be traced to the unnecessary and unhealthy habit of daily wallowing in the troubles and sins of five billion strangers.

Come Judgment Day, we may find that Mumbo Jumbo the God of the Congo was the Big Boss all along.

Being sorry won't get you into heaven. Get happy, son. Get that old spring into your step and stay on your toes.

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

The hardest part of gaining any new idea is sweeping out the false idea occupying that niche.

Jill: 'I don't pay attention to politics.' Ben: 'You should. It's barely less important than your own heart beat.' Jill: 'I don't pay attention to that, either.'

Cheops' Law: Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.