A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

There is no such thing as 'social gambling.' Either you are there to cut the other bloke's heart out and eat it -- or you're a sucker. If you don't like this choice -- don't gamble.

The killer looked up as the bullet hit him. He looked as if he were puzzled by some strange occurence, being too freshly dead to be aware of it.

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens and rainbows.

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.

Happiness consists in getting enough sleep. Just that, nothing more.

Neither individuals nor corporations have any right to come into court and ask that the clock of history be stopped, or turned back.