A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

Never worry about theory as long as the machinery does what it's supposed to do.

People who are busy and happy don't write diaries; they are too busy living.

People who go broke in a big way never miss any meals. It is the poor jerk who is shy a half slug who must tighten his belt.

As it says in Bible, God fights on side of heaviest artillery.

I do know that the slickest way to lie is to tell the right amount of truth--then shut up.

The future is better than the past. Despite the crepe hangers, romanticists, and anti-intellectuals, the world steadily grows better because the human mind, applying itself to environment, makes it better. With hands ... with tools ... with horse sense and science and engineering.