A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws.

Who is more real? Homer or Ulysses? Shakespeare or Hamlet? Burroughs or Tarzan?

It takes two to create a heaven, but hell can be accomplished by one.

Once a month, some women act like men act all the time.

Touch is the most fundamental sense. A baby experiences it, all over, before he is born and long before he learns to use sight, hearing, or taste, and no human ever ceases to need it. Keep your children short on pocket money but long on hugs

The Ten Commandments are for lame brains. The first five are solely for the benefit of the priests and the powers that be; the second five are half truths, neither complete nor adequate.

My old man claimed that the more complicated the law the more opportunity for scoundrels.