There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

Nor would anybody suspect. If was one thing all people took for granted, was conviction that if you feed honest figures into a computer, honest figures come out. Never doubted it myself till I met a computer with a sense of humor.

How can you argue with a woman who won't?

Never insult anyone by accident.

The mind's ability to rationalize it's own shortcomings is unlimited; I am no exception.

Money problems can always be solved by a man not frightened by them.

If you've got the truth you can demonstrate it. Talking doesn't prove it.