There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

The Bible is such a gargantuan collection of conflicting values that anyone can prove anything from it.

Almost everything about a human creature is ridiculous, except its ability to suffer bravely and die gallantly for whatever it loves and believes in. The validity of that belief, the appropriateness of that love, is irrelevant; it is the bravery and the gallantry that count.

Of all the nonsense that twists the world, the concept of 'altruism' is the worst. People do what they want to, every time. If it pains them to make a choice - if the choice looks like a 'sacrifice' - you can be sure that it is no nobler than the discomfort caused by greediness... the necessity of deciding between two things you want when you can't have both.

The mind's ability to rationalize it's own shortcomings is unlimited; I am no exception.

Age is not an accomplishment, and youth is not a sin.

Waking a person unnecessarily should not be considered a capital crime. For a first offense, that is.