There are only five things really worth drawing; four of them are pretty girls and the fifth is cats.

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

In Wilson's scale of evaluations breakfast rated just after life itself and ahead of the chance of immortality.

A zygote is a gamete's way of producing more gametes. This may be the purpose of the universe.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

ANYTHING will burn with enough gasoline and dynamite.

Social responsibility above the level of family, or at most of tribe, requires imagination-- devotion, loyalty, all the higher virtues -- which a man must develop himself; if he has them forced down him, he will vomit them out.