The more you love, the more you can love--and the more intensely you love. Nor is there any limit on how many you can love. If a person had time enough, he could love all of that majority who are decent and just.

Never encourage a man to cook breakfast; it cause him to wonder if women are necessary.

Take care of the cojones and the frijoles will take care of themselves. Try to have getaway money - but don't be fanatic about it.

Its very variety, subtlety, and utterly irrational, idiomatic complexity makes it possible to say things in English which simply cannot be said in any other language.

Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.

Ayn Rand is a bloody socialist compared to me.

You have to give an editor something to change, or he gets fretful. After he pees in it, he likes the flavor better, so he buys it.