Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.

Democracy is based on the assumption that a million men are wiser than one man. How's that again? I missed something.

When it don’t rain, the roof don’t leak; when it rains, I can’t fix it nohow.

Have you ever noticed how much they look like orchids? lovely!

Ayn Rand is a bloody socialist compared to me.

Age does not bring wisdom... but it does give perspective... and the saddest sight of all is to see, far behind you, temptations you've resisted.

You live and learn. Or you don't live long.