Unarmed hand-to-hand fighting does not change through the ages; only the name changes, and it has only one rule: do it first, do it fast, do it dirtiest.

To assess the intelligence of a committee, divide the IQ of its stupidest member by the number of members.

Whores perform the same function as priests, but far more thoroughly.

Love is that condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own... Jealousy is a disease, love is a healthy condition. The immature mind often mistakes one for the other, or assumes that the greater the love, the greater the jealousy.

What is supposed to happen in a democracy is that each sovereign citizen will always vote in the public interest for the safety and welfare of all. But what does happen is that he votes his own self-interest as he sees it... which for the majority translates as 'Bread and Circuses'.

Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity. No resemblance --

Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation.