A fake fortuneteller can be tolerated. But an authentic soothsayer should be shot on sight. Cassandra did not get half the kicking around she deserved.

Little girls, like butterflies, need no excuse.

There were many, many times thereafter that Don regretted having enlisted - but so has every man who ever volunteered for military service.

The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you.

Ayn Rand is a bloody socialist compared to me.

The shamans are forever yacking about their snake oil miracles. I prefer the real McCoy, a pregnant woman.

The lessons of history teach us - if the lessons of history teach us anything - that nobody learns the lessons that history teaches us.