Always tell her she is beautiful, especially if she is not.
Most gods have the manners and morals of a spoiled child.
Random chance is not sufficient to explain random chance. ~Jubal Harshaw
Take sides! Always take sides! You will sometimes be wrong - but the man who refuses to take sides must always be wrong.
Animals can be driven crazy by placing too many in too small a pen. Homo sapiens is the only animal that voluntarily does this to himself.
Faith strikes me as intellectual laziness.