The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

Certitude belongs exclusively to those who only look in one encyclopedia.

There is no complete theory of anything.

Most people live in a myth and grow violently angry if anyone dares to tell them the truth about themselves.

The function of Theology? The recitation of the incomprehensible by the unspeakable to pick the pockets of the unthinking.

Masturbation is not the happiest form of sexuality, but the most advisable for him who wants to be alone and think.

No wife, no horse, no mustache