You should view the world as a conspiracy run by a very closely-knit group of nearly omnipotent people, and you should think of those people as yourself and your friends.

You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility.

Stupidity is a blockage in the ability to receive, integrate and transmit new signals.

There's a seeker born every minute.

The novels that get praised in the NY Review of Books aren't worth reading. Ninety-seven percent of science fiction is adolescent rubbish, but good science fiction is the best and only literature of our times.

Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history.

Creativity has a touch of the bizarre