In order to eat, you have to be hungry. In order to learn, you have to be ignorant. Ignorance is a condition of learning. Pain is a condition of health. Passion is a condition of thought. Death is a condition of life.

The worst that can happen under monarchy is rule by a single imbecile, but democracy often means the rule by an assembly of three or four hundred imbeciles.

It's not true unless it makes you laugh, but you don't understand it until it makes you weep.

Creativity has a touch of the bizarre

The things that hinder me are opportunities to learn more and develop further.

Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different.

A Discordian is someone who sees windmills and thinks they might be giants